10. Sex is off the table entirely. After a certain point, this is true also in marriage, but it comes with a great deal of guilt, resentment, arguing, bartering and compromising. None of that with a kitty.
09. Too much hair is not a problem.
08. Kitties are easily and cheaply amused by straw, bottle caps, string, and paper bags.
07. Kitties do not argue. "Meow" is not a proposition; "meow meow MEOW" is not an argument.
06. No bathroom issues. Kitties don't care if you lift the toilet seat, fail to put it back down, replace the toilet paper, put the cap on the toothpaste, roll from the bottom, clean the shower, or any of the other minutiae that divides couples.
05. You can have more than one kitty. Not true with spouses...
04. Kitties do not get jealous if you play with other kitties.
03. Kitties never have cold feet.
02. Kitties don’t care if I get fat. I don’t care if they get fat.
01. Fuzzy, pointy ears. How much happier would humans be in general if we had fuzzy, pointy ears? Admit it, you'd love it.
Hey, there are some married (elderly) folks out there that still do the nasty. It may take them a little while, say, possibly 5-6 hours/ to a whole day (if they haven't had their vegetables), but they can still get it on, sometimes even with multiple patients, I mean partners. I've heard the jive in the hospice house, they know how to get down.
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-Anne
Love the blog. Love this post particularly. :)
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