Kitty Updates!

Nearly all of the time, my kitties are a joy.  And they are such an important part of my daily life, I decree that there shall be kitty updates.  Even if you do not care, I know that they care.  Today, Echo meowed in a way that specifically said “Why have you not written about us on your blog?”  I could only shake my head.  She meowed in a tone that clearly said “Loser” and walked away in a distinct four-letter-word kind of way.  So, there will now be posts updating you on my kitties. 

Complete Idiot Files: Echo chased a shadow into the wall.  Best of all? It was her shadow.  Kik fell asleep on the back of the futon (his usual nesting place), got too relaxed and fell off. 

Utter Weirdness Files: Kik was unaccountably wet all down his back.  It was not from grooming. I wasn’t doing anything involving water, and I have no idea what happened.  He wandered by trailing water down his back.  I can’t find a puddle.  I can’t find a spill.  I am frightened. 

Pure Awesomeness Files: Echo sleeps by my head every night and is there when I wake up in the morning. 

Stupid Human Tricks Files: Echo came up to me, meowed once and walked away.  I followed, intrigued.  She did that purr-meow thing all down the hallway.  She led me to a blank wall, meowed again, and looked at me to do something.  I shrugged.  She meowed.  I walked away.  This isn’t the first time this has happened.  I think the kitties have hit upon a new game called “Get Foodbringer To Follow You to Random, Senseless Locations.”

Test of Wills Files: Kik wants me to pet him before he eats.  I don’t want to.  He has cuteness on his side.  I have his eventual starvation on mine.  Game on, kitty.  Game on.